An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.The pharmacist said," That's no problem.How many do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one into four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for sex. I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my shoes.