Masturbating Before Sex.

The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act . The man decided , " What the hell , I'll try it ."

He spent the rest of the day thinking about the restroom , but that was too open . He considered an alley , but figured that was too unsafe.

Finally , he realized his solution . On his way home , he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway he got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck . Satisfied with the privacy , he undid his pants and started to masterbate.

He closed his eyes and thought of his lover . As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants . Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm , he kept his eyes shut and replied , " What ?"

He heard , " This is the police . What's going on down there ? "

The man replied , " I'm checking out the rear axle , it's busted."

Came the reply , " Well , you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."