WHY MEN PAY MORE FOR INSURANCE
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Ans: Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.
MAYO AND SEMEN
What's the difference between Mayonnaise and semen?
Ans: Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl’s throat at thirty miles an hour.
WOMEN AND AIRPLANES
What do a woman and an airplane have in common?
Ans: They both have a cockpit.
WHAT THE COMPUTER WILL ACCEPT
What does a computer accept that a women doesn't?
Ans: A three and a half inch floppy.
CAMERAS AND CONDOMS
What does a Kodak camera and condom have in common?
Ans: They always catch those special moments.
Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
Ans: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
WHY DOGS LICK THEIR PENISES
Why do dogs lick their penises?
Ans: Because they can't make fists.
PINOCCHIO DISCOVERS HE'S WOOD
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
Ans: His hand caught fire.
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TIRE AND USED CONDOMS
What is the difference between a steel belted radial and 365 used condoms?
Ans: One is a Goodyear and the other is a GREAT YEAR!