An overweight man is sitting at home watching T.V., when a commercial
comes on and says "100% guarantee you will lose weight!!!"
The man is a little skeptical, but he figures it won't hurt to try.
He drives to the place, walks in and says, "I saw your commercial and I
want to see if it works or not. The receptionist tells the man he has to
pay a dollar a pound. He gives her a ten dollar bill and says he wants to
lose ten pounds. The receptionist points him to a room down the hall. He
walks in the room.
There is nothing in the room except a table in the middle of it.
All of a sudden, a voice comes over the p.a. system and tells him to take
off all of his clothes. He figures, "what the hell," so he takes off all
of his clothes. He was standing in the room naked for a few minutes when a women walks in
with a bikini on. This is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen.
Then another voice came over the p.a. system and said, "If you catch her,
you can have he." Half an hour later, the man comes out of the room. He lost his ten pounds!!!
The next day the man walks in and says he wanted to lose twenty pounds.
He gave them twenty dollars. As he walked into the room and took off
all of his clothes. Another woman walked into the room, more beautiful
than the other one, but she is naked. A voice comes over the p.a. and
says "If you catch her, you can have her. Half an hour later the man
comes out and has lost twenty pounds!!!
He goes back the next day and says "Since I'm losing my weight like you
said, I want to lose fifty pounds this time!"
The man walks into the room, takes off all of his clothes and waits for a
women to walk in the door. To his surprise a six foot, two hundred pound
man walks into the room wearing a Speedo.
Then a voice came over the p.a. and said, "If he catches you, he can have